Funny mother's day jokes
This is a funny mother's day joke about yo and momma. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Yo Momma So Short She Can Hang Glides Doritos
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.
