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Connecticut Lawyer Story

A tradesman of Windham, Connecticut, having occasion to boil a number of cattle's feet, threw the bones at the back of the courthouse. An attorney asked what bones they were? A bystander replied that he believed them to be client's bones, as they were well picked. (Wheeler's North-American Calendar for 1793)

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