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Extract Wisdom Teeth The Cheap Way

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.

"Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to 60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!"

"Okay," says the dentist.

"If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to 20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to 10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

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