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Wisconsin Dumb Laws
- At one time, margarine was illegal.
- While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
- It is illegal to kiss on a train.
- It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
- It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
- You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
- Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
- Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
- As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
- State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
- La Crosse: It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street Now a major bar strip.
- La Crosse: It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
- La Crosse: It is illegal to play checkers in public.
- La Crosse: You cannot "worry a squirrel."
- Milwaukee: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
- Milwaukee: It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
- Milwaukee: If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
- Racine: It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
- Racine: Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
- St. Croix: Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
- In Wisconsin, after 3:00 a.m., you have to send a rocket signal in the air after every mile you drive.
- In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house.
