Amusing Computers & technical jokes
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Top Ten Signs You Are Addicted To The Internet
- You kiss your girlfriend's boyfriend's home page.
- Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
- Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
- You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
- You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines...
- ...You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...
- ...And your child in the overhead compartment.
- All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3... And even your night dreams are in HTML.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.
