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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-line Affair
- Lately she sits at the computer naked.
- After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
- The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
- In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
- He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
- She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".
- Lipstick on the mouse.
- During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
- The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.
- The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
