Hilarious Wedding jokes
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Marriage Quotes
MARRIAGE is a great institution. I'm just not ready for an institution.
MARRIAGE is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
MARRIAGE is not a word it is a sentence.
MARRIAGE is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second MARRIAGE is the triumph of hope over experience.
MARRIAGE is when a man and woman become as one the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Before MARRIAGE, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After MARRIAGE, the Y becomes silent.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
