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The Sermon

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face,

"Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who waslistening! leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

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