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Clever Things To Memorise For Occasions Like Parties

  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad:
  • "If you see me running, try to keep up."
  • Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"
  • You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed
  • A Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This Parking Space Belongs To The Wizard. Violators Will Be Toad.

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