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She Had To Be Blonde
Have you ever stood behind a woman at the auto parts store who is trying to buy parts from a list her husband gave her? Well, make a mental note, if it happens, save some time and find another auto parts store!
Today, I had the misfortune of needing a spark plug for a lawnmower.......just one tiny sparkplug! I stepped into the auto supply store and couldn't believe what I was hearing.
First of all, the lady was asking for Eight-Penny nails. Yes, nails at the auto parts store. She explained to the salesman that she didn't like making a bunch of stops. She wanted to get everything in one place. He at first replied, "Sorry, we don't have nails."
To which she responded, "But I need nails. They are right here on the list."
She stood there looking at him like she was trying to decide if he was going to attack or not.
After a moment of thought, the salesman said, "Well, do you need galvanized ones or regular? One pound or two?"
That must have been her cue to panic because she began to squirm and said, "Just forget it, he can pick those up. Just give me the rest of this stuff."
With a smirk on his face, the salesman said, "Okay, what else do you have there?"
With confidence, she said, "Well, he needs six spark plugs."
"For what kind of vehicle?"
The salesman looked at her and I swear he starting counting sheep while she thought about the answer.
"A pick-up truck."
She finally answered with a proud look on her face.
"What make and model is it?"
The salesman asked her.
"Well, it's red," was the answer in an obviously aggravated tone of voice.
I saw the smirk on the man's face again.
"Red, huh, okay. Is it a six-cylinder or a V-8 engine?"
"You know," the woman said, "I came in here with a simple list of things that I need. You people are really stupid. You can't figure anything out!"
She grabbed her list, slung her purse over her shoulder and marched out the doors. The salesmen were laughing so hard that they could barely take care of the rest of us. I hope she gets her revenge on these guys someday. I bet if she sent one of them to buy lipstick or hair color they would get confused too!
I played it smart! I pulled out my cell phone before my turn came and asked the guys on the crew what size engine the lawnmower had so I'd get the right plug! You see, I was only standing behind the blonde!
I saw her later at the Hardware store. She had three boxes of nails and was trying to get the spark plugs. Maybe I should just stay home tomorrow!
