Ole And Lena Went To A Fair and other funny stories

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Ole And Lena Went To A Fair

Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much, said Ole.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay 10."

Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

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