Amusing Easter jokes
This is a funny easter joke about ham and eggs. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Ham And Eggs, Green Optional
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea," the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs
"Not so fast," said the pig testily.
"For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
