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Managed Care Nurse
Three nurses died and went to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter" asked the first one, "What did you do on Earth that would deserve getting in here? The first nurse replied, "I was an intensive care nurse and I saved hundreds of lives."
"Welcome," said St. Peter, "come right in. And what did you do? " he, asked the second one.
The second nurse replied, "I was an emergency room nurse and I saved hundreds of lives."
"Welcome," said St. Peter, "come right in. And what did you do?" he asked the third one.
The third nurse replied, "I was a managed care nurse and I saved the insurance companies hundreds of thousands of dollars."
"Welcome," said St. Peter, "come right in...but only for three days."
