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Humor: I Need A Mop When I Have A Beer, But For Different Reasons

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This is a funny sms friendly jokes joke about and mop. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

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I Need A Mop When I Have A Beer, But For Different Reasons

A skeleton walks into a bar.

He says, "Get me a beer and a mop."

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