Humor: nervous bride honeymoon in 40s

Published: 1st July 2012
 
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Nervous Bride Honeymoon In 40s

A woman in her 40s got married but was a bit nervous about her honeymoon.

The people in the church wanted to encourage her by sending a telegram with a verse of Scripture: 1 John 4:18

"There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out all fear"

But someone omitted, by mistake, the '1' before John and the telegram just read: John 4:18. "The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true. "

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