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This is a funny love & valentine's day joke about love and sound. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

I hope you enjoy this funny story - and if you do, why not send it to a friend? If the answer is: "Because I want to keep them" - then that's awesome, too. Keep reading Douglas Adams.

I Love The Sound Of This Transport

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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