Amusing Sports jokes
This is a funny sports joke about football and death. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Football Is Not A Death Sport
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean???"
"Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it. Then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was:
Get the Quarter Back! get the Quarter Back!
