Hilarious Farmyard jokes
This is a funny farmyard joke about joke and cows. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Humor About Cows And Bovines
Do you know why they are called udders? When you are about to milk the cow, first you grab one, then you grab the udder one...
Deep Cow Thoughts: If you tell a cow a joke, and she finds it funny... Will milk come out her nose?
Seen on a Bumper Sticker:
"Montana At least, our cows are sane!"
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine.
Why were the cows mad at their farmer? He had no consideration for the feelings of udders.
What do get from a cow with no back legs? Dragon Milk.
What do you get from a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. The following answers were given to the questions on the claim form:
Q: What warning was given by you?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo
