Amusing Babies, birth & christenings jokes
This is a funny babies, birth & christenings joke about rubber and stamp. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Rubber Stamp On Baby Bump
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he asked her to quickly bare her stomach, then reached into his desk and took out a rubber stamp, which he pressed beside her navel. He then rushed off. At home, she and her husband tried to read the tiny words printed on her belly, but they were too small. They then found a magnifying glass and tried to read the words; the stamp read:
"When your husband can read this without his glasses, it's time to get yourself to the hospital."
