Joke about How Long Have You Been Bedridden?

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How Long Have You Been Bedridden?

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?"

After a look of complete confusion she answered...

"Why, not for about twenty years when my husband was alive."

Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

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