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Last Will And Testament
A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family:
"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and 2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and 1 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will well you are wrong: Hi Dan."