Baptism Of A Little Infant and other funny stories

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Baptism Of A Little Infant

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.

During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked:

"Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?"

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