Hilarious Drink jokes
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Avoid Saying These
If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to avoid saying these:
- "Sure you'll get your figure back we'll just search 1985 where you left it."
- "How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"
- "What's the big deal? If you can handle me going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."
- "Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, willya?"
- "Yo, Fatass! You're blocking the TV!"
- "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!"
- "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
- "Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
- "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
- "Got milk?"
- "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.
