Amusing Drink jokes
This is a funny drink joke about wine and fly. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Wine With A Fly
A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that each of the glasses had a fly in it.
The Swede demanded to have new wine in the same glass.
The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass.
The Finn picked the fly out of the wine and drank the wine.
The Russian drank the wine, fly and all.
The Chinese ate the fly but left the wine.
The Jew caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.
The Roman drank two thirds of the wine and then demanded to have new wine.
The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish for cod.
The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the wine, which he then donated to the Englishman.
The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a 65 million dollar compensation for mental suffering.
The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and roared: Now spit out all that you swallowed
