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An Audience With The Pope
A travelling salesman has an audience with the Pope and, not quite knowing what to say tries to break the ice with a joke.
"Have you heard the one about the two Polish priests, Holy Father?"
"But I am Polish, my son."
There followed a pregnant pause while the salesman thought quickly.
"That's OK, Holy Father, I'll tell you it slowly."
