Funny drink jokes
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If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
- They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
- This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
- Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
- I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
- This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
- I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
- Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" SLEEP I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
- I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
- Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
- The coffee machine is broken.
