Advantages Of Breast Milk and other funny stories

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Advantages Of Breast Milk

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is:

"Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."

The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby. Two: It is inside the mother's body and therefore protected from germs and infections."

But the student can't think of the third answer. Finally, he writes, "Three: It comes in such nice containers."

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