In The Year 2000, I Was Expecting To Weigh Less : joke

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In The Year 2000, I Was Expecting To Weigh Less

At a hospital, I spotted an electronic scale that had a red tag hanging from it saying, "Y2K Compliant."

Nice to know we won't suddenly all weigh thousands of pounds, or nothing at all, come.

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