Amusing Travel jokes
This is a funny travel joke about flying and saucers. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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A Flying Saucer Landed At A Gas Station On A Lonely Country Road
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection in fact, the letters "UFO!" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters UFO on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what UFO means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what UFO means Unleaded Fuel Only."
