Funny: I Had A Primal Urge Once But It Took Off And Joined The Circus

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I Had A Primal Urge Once But It Took Off And Joined The Circus

What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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