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Yo Momma So Poor
- Yo momma so poor... Her face is on the front of a food stamp.
- That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
- When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
- She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
- Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
- When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
- The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
- She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
- She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
- When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing... Moving she replied.
- I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine. When I rang her doorbell, SHE said Ding-Dong'
- I asked her where the facilities were and she replied
- "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
- I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
- I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
- Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
- When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered "Lost a shoe?" , and she said "Nope...just found one..."
- She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
- Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
- She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
- Even Beggars give you money.
- She bounces food stamps.
- She can't even afford to pay attention.
- She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
- She uses chewing gum as a band aid.
- She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
- She uses white-out as a tooth filler.
- She can't afford a mop she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
- Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the yellow snow..and yo loved it, didn't ya!
