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Virginia Dumb Laws
You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc.
Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
It is illegal to tickle women.
It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
Culpeper: No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
Lebanon: It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
Norfolk: Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
Norfolk: A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
Norfolk: Women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
Richmond: It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
Stafford County: It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
Victoria: It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.
Virginia Beach: It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.
Virginia Beach: It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.
Virginia Beach: It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.
Waynesboro: It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
In Radford, VA you are not allowed to spit, loogie, puke or urinate on the streets.
