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Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost
Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost "American Idol"
- "If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks"
- "Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for The Apprentice
- "Ryan Seacrest isn't as smart as he seems on TV"
- "If you want to see me perform I'll be working the noon-to-8 shift at Old Navy tomorrow"
- "George W. Bush didn't win the popular vote either, and he's done pretty well for himself"
- "Underneath that table, Randy Jackson doesn't wear pants"
- "Until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was"
- "I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling"
- "I handled my loss well I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon's car"
- "I have one thing to say to the voters: What in the hell is wrong with you people?"
