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Top Ten Reasons Denise Crosby (Lt. Yar) Should Never Have Left Star Trek: The Next Generation
- It would have been cooler if Yar had been killed by the Borg than some stupid blob.
- Maybe Yar would have put Wesley in his place: just outside the hull.
- More... um... scenes with Data?
- Possible voice-over jobs for commercials (hey, all the other cast members did it).
- Possible voice-over jobs for Gargoyles cartoon (see 7).
- Yar would have punched Q long before Sisko ever heard of him.
- Seven seasons and at least two movies sort of a no-brainer if you ask me.
- Yar would have whipped Ensign Ro's butt for betrayal!
- Forget dilithium, Yar's temper could have powered the Enterprise.
- Two words: Pet Semetary.
TNG would have been better with Yar, although perhaps then we wouldn't have seen the growth of Worf.
