The funniest divorce jokes
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Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce
- For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters."
- The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another.
- You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling Bitch," section is.
- You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you.
- You still haven't forgiven him for nailing that fat intern when he was a resident.
- She brings a date to couples counseling.
- You just married Liza Minnelli.
- He won't shut up about how great his secretary is in bed.
- You sleep in separate beds in separate bedrooms in separate houses in separate states.
- Her pet nickname for you "Numb-nuts."
