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Things Not To Do During Labour

  1. Clip your toenails.
  2. Read a Playboy magazine.
  3. Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed.
  4. Flirt with the nurse.
  5. Watch a football game on your portable television.
  6. Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.

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