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The Pope Drives The Limo
The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said,
"Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once."
"Well, here," the limo driver says, "Take the wheel, Your Holiness."
Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, "I just pulled over someone real important and I don't know what to do."
"Well, who is it?" his dispatcher says, "The mayor? The governor? The president?"
"I don't know," the officer responds, "but the Pope's his chauffer "
