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The Litter Of Kittens... Not The Kitter Of Littens

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother,

"There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

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