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The Dinner Date
Shlomo and Yetta were getting ready to go out to dinner.
Yetta comes out of the bedroom and says to Shlomo: "Darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or shall I put on the Gucci outfit?"
"What do I care?" Shlomo replies.
Yetta then asks, "Darling, shall I wear my Rolex or my Cartier watch?"
"Who cares?" says Shlomo.
Yetta then says to Shlomo "Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my 6 carat round diamond?"
To which Shlomo responds "Hey, if you don't get your act together, and soon, we are going to miss the Early Bird Special."
