Amusing Sports jokes
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Sports Commentator Bloopers
Here are some blooper comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:
Grand Prix Race Announcer:
"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Ringside Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing but none of them really that serious."
Baseball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
