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Signs That Childhood Is Over
- Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.
- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
- The average 10-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
- Being bad is no longer cool.
- You have friends who have kids.
- Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
- You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.
- Your parents jokes are now funny.
- You once said, "What-chu talkin 'bout Willis
- You have owned, and since disowned, Michael Jackson's "Thriller."
- You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.
- Naps are good.
- You once deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever."
- When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over "
- You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
- You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
- You want clothes for Christmas.
- You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.
- You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it's a shot of you from behind.
