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Signs On Church Property
- "No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."
- "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside"
- "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
- "Searching for a new look Have your faith lifted here"
- An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
- When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
- "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one"
- A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
- "People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."
- "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
- "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush
- "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."
- "Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."
- "Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."
- "How will you spend eternity? - Smoking or Non-smoking?"
- "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"
- "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."
- "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
- "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
- "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
- "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."
- "This is a ch_ ch. What is missing? U R!"
- "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
- "In the dark? Follow the Son."