Joke about Should I File My Nails?

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This is a funny twitter jokes joke about joke and file. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

I hope you enjoy this funny story - and if you do, why not send it to a friend? If the answer is: "Because I want to keep them" - then that's awesome, too. Keep reading Douglas Adams.

Should I File My Nails?

Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?

Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

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