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Pork Me Up I Want Ham
My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well, Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm that's worth at least 137,000."