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Humor: Open The Can, But Not Of Whoop-ass

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Open The Can, But Not Of Whoop-ass

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener."

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