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Occupation innuendo
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life - occupational innuendo
- The Doctor who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
- The Dentist who tells her to "open wide."
- The Milkman who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
- The Hairdresser who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
- The Interior Designer who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
- The Banker who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
- The Primal Hunter who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
