Neighbours and the little girl answering the door and other funny stories

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Neighbours And The Little Girl Answering The Door

A young girl's folks had paid a visit to the home of a neighbor one evening. The neighbor thought naturally, when she answered the doorbell the next morning and found the little girl at the door, that her parents had forgotten something.

"Please, Mrs. Johnston," said the girl, "may I look at your living room rug?"

The woman was surprised but said, "Why, of course, Jennie. Come on in. It's right over here."

The little girl stared at the rug for several minutes. Then she turned to its owner and said unabashedly, "Well, it doesn't make me sick."

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