Funny: Miracle Cure Of Arthritis?

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Miracle Cure Of Arthritis?

Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane.

When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office, and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her head held high. A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this rushed up to the little old lady and said,

"It's a miracle You walked in bent in half and now you're walking erect. What did that doctor do?"

"Gave me a longer cane."

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