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Merlin The Wizard, or Divorce Councillor
A Chap walks up to another chap in a pointed hat and says:
Chap: You're Merlin aren't you?
Merlin: Why yes..it's nice to be recognized!
Chap: Bit of a Wizard..I hear?
Merlin: Well Yes.. I've been told I'm skilled
Chap; Do tricks and things..don't ya.. Magical stuff?
Merlin: Magical... yes that's correct
Chap: Turn Kings into Frogs..and that sort of thing..Is that right
Merlin; Well Yes..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!
Chap: Ever Mucked up..Ya know, made a mistake?
Merlin: Well Yes...hasn't everyone?
Chap: Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin: Yes I can... with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it....Why?
Chap: I'm Cursed
Merlin Really... and how long have you been bewitched?
Chap: Years.....
Merlin: Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Chap: Yeah.. can't forget them!
Merlin: What were they?
Chap: something like... Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife
