Funny wedding jokes
This is a funny wedding joke about marriage and god. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Marriage Humor Of God
- The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
- My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.
- Do you know the punishment for bigamy Two mothers-in-law.
- A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters.
- They all" said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- First guy proudly "My wife's an angel" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- How do most men define marriage An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
- If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
- Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and then it was too late."
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married And" the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
